person: *doesn't reply*
me: they hate me
me: i hate me
me: everyone hates me
keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
randomonedirectionfacts: DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME DONT CHA
tyleroakley: theinfernaldevices: so i was just checking obama’s tumblr when LIKE FEDEX.
5-v: EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG.
When I see a good looking person:
totally-relatable: this is actually so accurate
The very last Calvin & Hobbes Comic
lolsofunny: via lolsofunny=)
mareeps: today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out “MY BOOBS HURT” “I NEED A MAN” “IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST” “I CANT DRIVE” “WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”